wayswithwords

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 07:49:27 GMT

Posted by: pineapplegifter

I need a male-to-male connector... but nobody seems to have one in store. I'm starting to think that I need to splice one together myself...

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Fri, 12 Sep 2025 15:28:16 GMT

Posted by: roughedge

"Guy's mental, he has landed two of his boyfriends in hospital."

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Sat, 16 Aug 2025 17:41:00 GMT

Posted by: renegadedoc

Bruised kidney, broken spine, ruptured intestine... what have these guys been doing? Angered a bull?

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Sat, 09 Aug 2025 18:23:41 GMT

Posted by: heartarmor

"Gaseous lifeform"? Really now. Do I need to order you a trip to the shrink?

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Sun, 13 Jul 2025 01:21:28 GMT

Posted by: ironrider

Don't think you have a lot of options to get outta this one...

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Wed, 02 Jul 2025 04:15:17 GMT

Posted by: hellion_king

The only guarantees in life are death, taxes and the fact that people hate mutants.

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Mon, 09 Jun 2025 19:23:22 GMT

Posted by: roughedge

"How do I convince my brother that switching into a more risky job that the one he had is a bad idea?"

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Sat, 07 Jun 2025 21:14:07 GMT

Posted by: occultinspector

Why does it always have to be a failed ancient ritual that somehow conjured a vengeful ghost killing everyone?

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The world's most important debate...

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 19:30:18 GMT

Posted by: x625

...Is an ice-cream sandwich a sandwich, or not? Weigh in with your answers, folks, this is a toughie!

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Wed, 28 May 2025 21:34:55 GMT

Posted by: teenagebadboy

( Spoilers )

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Sat, 10 May 2025 20:20:33 GMT

Posted by: daddygrump

"These unwelcome house guests of mine is going to give me a heart attack one of these days."

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Tue, 06 May 2025 22:13:11 GMT

Posted by: fatedmate

It must be so humiliating to finish half a lap after the rest of the competition.

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Tue, 08 Apr 2025 17:58:18 GMT

Posted by: metalicforce

"No, I'm not working for that ICE agency. My agency is devoted to exploration and colonization of exoplanets."

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Mon, 07 Apr 2025 14:08:06 GMT

Posted by: infernalblood

He's cursing you out in Skald. Which sounds akin to old Norse. Why? Because you beat him in cards and he knowss more swears in his mother tongue than Common.

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Sun, 06 Apr 2025 14:42:08 GMT

Posted by: roughedge

"My boyfriend has got the manflu. He's a right miserable twat to deal with."

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Thu, 20 Mar 2025 18:28:59 GMT

Posted by: teenagebadboy

"I'm getting engaged."

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Thu, 23 Jan 2025 01:19:03 GMT

Posted by: the_cupbearer

[ Choosing weights from a rack: ] If I needed spotting, I'd have asked. Touch me again and I knock your teeth in.

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Fri, 10 Jan 2025 00:38:03 GMT

Posted by: luckychances

It is only about, whatever gets you through the night.

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Tue, 24 Dec 2024 17:46:00 GMT

Posted by: fatedmate

"I might have to dip into my dad's fine collection, to make it through this holiday."

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Wed, 11 Dec 2024 01:59:56 GMT

Posted by: gladiatorvarro

"Don't bother me." Varro is trying to look tough and scary but despite his impressive size, the blonde curls kind of ruin the effect. And then he smiles.

"I only jest."

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Tue, 19 Nov 2024 16:38:55 GMT

Posted by: roughedge

"So... I have been thinking about proposing to my boyfriend. I'm not sure about the "how" yet. Like rings, for one. Traditionally I should give him a big diamond ring that will get me knee-high in depth. But y'know we're both guys. The tradition doesn't really fit. His choice of jewelry don't include shiny stuff, if ya catch my drift."

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Thu, 14 Nov 2024 20:04:03 GMT

Posted by: emperorcaracalla

"Do you love me more than my brother?"

As the young Emperor's illness and mental state grew worse, so did his clinginess. He is under one of the ornate tables, in tears, needing attention and reassurance.

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Tue, 27 Aug 2024 10:37:36 GMT

Posted by: halfofit

"Now... Overthrowing a government is a bad thing, yes? But if the government is corrupt then surely it's the rightous thing to overthrow it, no? Food for thought."

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Tue, 20 Aug 2024 16:36:34 GMT

Posted by: driftapart

"Most useless but satisfying superpower. I will go first. The superpower of making pigeons explode. Your turn."

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Spoilers for recent Emmerdale episodes

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 14:29:21 GMT

Posted by: teenagebadboy

"I'm never going to live this one down. Mack is having a flipping field day yanking my chain. I know something's up, there's too many coincidences for my liking."

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